friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Will exercising make me less horny?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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