Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Randomize
