ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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