Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
