Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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