ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I could fuck to npr.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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