As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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