shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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