you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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