If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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