Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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