Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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