Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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