She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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