So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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