I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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