hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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