Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
