its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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