you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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