i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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