Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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