What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
