I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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