Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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