I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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