I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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