you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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