screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I am naked and annoyed.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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