Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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