when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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