I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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