you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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