I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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