Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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