ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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