Dual....:-)
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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