Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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