ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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