But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
