shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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