Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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