Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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