i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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