It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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