there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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