dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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