finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
