The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I didn't shave. On purpose
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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