I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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