im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
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for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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