um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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