Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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