Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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